Koh Samui – Day One

Morning all:

Its just gone 10am here and I’ve been awake for about 20mins.

BEFORE YOU ASK – No I havent had a colema YET.

I overslept so I missed my first one (no – that wasnt on purpose)

Yeah so – I got here about 735pm last night, met some cool people almost straight away and spent the evening chatting away to them. They’re all quite happy to discuss their insides and out etc.. and it was quite amusing listening to them discuss exactly whats been coming out of them over the past few days! ..I’m laughing now but I think I’ll be turned within the next few days… ooer!

Anywoo – my room aint bad – got a fan, a safe, a wetroom/shower and a toilet. Just basic essentials really.. its all cool..

Missed Yoga and Meditation this morning… in fact –

Checkout my daily schedule:

7am: Detox Drink
830am: Supplements
9am: Colema
10am: Detox Drink
1130am: Colema
1pm Detox Drink
230pm: Supplements
4pm: Detox Drink
5pm: Colema
530pm: Supplements
7pm: Detox Drinks
830pm: Supplements
Before bed: One Flora Grow Capsule

Yeah – So as I said – I woke up at 945am so: So far I’ve only had one Detox Drink.. (that wasnt too bad at all) and now I think I’m gonna take a wander into town and see if I can pick up some supplies..

I completely forgot to stock up at Heathrow.. I need shower gel, sun block, toothpaste.. You name it and i need it.. doh!

I’m such a boy. So un-organised!

Oh and FYI Kev, (if you’re reading) – still havent managed to locate a DS charger yet.

But I am on the case…

See ya around.

First Night!

Well – first night all done!

(and I’m STILL detoxing! I had some Almonds earlier – NICE )

Anywhooo…!

Mum’s Legs had its Premiere this evening at the Cornerhouse in Surbiton.

It went down very well indeed! We (Jim and I) easily got the most laughs of the evening!

In fact – it actually threw us at one point! We werent expecting them – I mean we knew we’d get them at some point but not straight off the bat and also – y’know, you dont get that in rehearsal.. so yeah – when the first laugh came – I nearly cracked myself!

Thank God I didnt.. but I nearly did.. I felt it y’know? But then – once we’d settled into the rhythm of the piece we managed to milk it a bit more.. trying to keep the whole thing as deadpan as possible y’know? ..and some of it really worked!

The writer of the piece was there tonight too – he was very complimentary. .. Our Director was chuffed with it too. Image

So yeah – it wasn’t perfect – I think it’ll be better on Wednesday night and then fantastic on Friday night.

But! Mustn’t think about that now! I’ve got to open Alone tomorrow night! Oooer! Should be good – I’m quite lookin forward to it actually.. its a bit bleak and nowhere near as funny.. but its still equally as challenging as an actor.. y’know? So yeah – got that to come..

OO ooo! While I remember –

So I’m standing there chatting away to the Director and this woman comes up to me and says –

“Where did you get the legs?” (we have to prosthetic legs on stage with us the whole time)

I begin to explain and then Andy (the Director), butts in, carries on the story and then says:

“Yeah.. they belong to a bloke called Dave, he’s coming on Wednesday night and he’s bringing some friend from his amputee group…”

WHAT?!

Brilliant.. Got THAT to look forward to! Hopefully they won’t be offended by any of it!

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Anyway – must get to bed now – gotta be at work bright and early to keep things sweet with the boss. We had words today.. I think we understand each other – things are just a bit tender between us at the moment y’know?

So yeah – must dash – need bed.

Speak soon.

Day one of my Pre-Cleanse

Hey, how you doing?

I’m flying to Koh Samui, Thailand in two weeks time for a seven day ‘Clean-Me-Out’ detox sesh…

See here: The Spa Samui

16th – 28th of May I’ll be there and today is day one of my two week ‘Pre-Cleanse’, which they advise you do before you arrive at the Spa. The first part of this involves something known as a ‘Liver Flush Drink’

Nice huh? …Jeez – man this is gonna be HARD.