Month: July 2017

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1. BUILDING DADBOT

I’ve read a few articles now about how some bot designers have tried to emulate dead/dying relatives into a Messenger Bot format but this one, by AI/bot designer James Vlahos is heart-breakingly well-written.

Two paras, lifted – then the link.

“As I have contemplated what it would mean to build a Dadbot (the name is too cute given the circumstances, but it has stuck in my head), I have sketched out a list of pros and cons. The cons are piling up. Creating a Dadbot precisely when my actual dad is dying could be agonizing, especially as he gets even sicker than he is now. Also, as a journalist, I know that I might end up writing an article like, well, this one, and that makes me feel conflicted and guilty. Most of all, I worry that the Dadbot will simply fail in a way that cheapens our relationship and my memories. The bot may be just good enough to remind my family of the man it emulates—but so far off from the real John Vlahos that it gives them the creeps. The road I am contemplating may lead straight to the uncanny valley.”

And then, later –

“In short, I become obsessed. I can imagine the elevator pitch for this movie: Man fixated on his dying father tries to keep him robotically alive. Stories about synthesizing life have been around for millennia, and everyone knows they end badly. Witness the Greek myth of Prometheus, Jewish folkloric tales about golems, Frankenstein, Ex Machina, and The Terminator. The Dadbot, of course, is unlikely to rampage across the smoking, post-­Singularity wastes of planet Earth. But there are subtler dangers than that of a robo-­apocalypse. It is my own sanity that I’m putting at risk. In dark moments, I worry that I’ve invested hundreds of hours creating something that nobody, maybe not even I, will ultimately want.”

I may have cried (twice) reading the whole thing.

It is the best thing I’ve read this week.

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2. ICONS FOR EVERYTHINGS

Writing a presentation and need icons to help illustrate a bunch of points, images, or ideas?

The Noun Project has got you covered.

Achingly useful.

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3. LANCE ARMSTRONG: PODCASTER

This is interesting.

“It has been described as the guilty pleasure of this year’s Tour de France, arguably the race’s greatest villain waxing lyrical about the race he once dominated for so long.

Lance Armstrong is back in cycling, in a way. Still an outcast to the race, instead he has set up a daily podcast recorded from a small office at the end of the garden of his Austin home, and at occasional other venues nearby.

The 45-year-old is as knowledgeable as you’d expect for a veteran of 13 Tours. Topics have ranged widely from criticizing race organizers for ending the Tour’s Queen stage on a treacherous descent to having a hangover as a result of too much rosé wine during his July 4 celebrations.“

Securing 300,000 listeners a day, Lance Armstrong’s TDF podcast ‘Stages’ is by many standards, hugely successful.

Is the cycling community – and the world for that matter - ready to forgive and forget?

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4. THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR KILLING SPREE

A man named BEARDY NOISE (hi Luke) asked his friends and followers what music they would choose should they finally snap and go on a mass-slaughter of all and sundry.

This is what he got:

Fairly grim but amusing (and actually a pretty good playlist) all the same.

Got an addition? Let Luke know.

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5. AUGMENTED REALITY LAWS 

Yes. This is an actual thing.

Ready for this?

BECAUSE OF THE POPULARITY OF POKÉMON GO, A WISCONSIN COUNTY HAS DECIDED TO REGULATE AR GAME PLAY.

These regulations require that any AR game that is available to play in the country parks of Milwaukee should first apply for $1000 permit which covers things such as garbage collection, bathroom use, and on-site security.

This is CRAZY.

And is, of course, being challenged in court.

One to watch.

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BONUSES: 

BONUSES THIS WEEK ARE A BIT DIFFERENT THIS WEEK AND INSTEAD OF BEING OTHER ARTICLES ARE SIMPLY A BUNCH OF A TWEETS THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED (AS WELL AS, Y’KNOW, ‘LIKED’) – SOME HAVE LINKS, SOME HAVE PICTURES. ALL GOLD.

READY… GO!

• Door STOP 
• Starbucks vs Lucy Kellaway
• The future is weird
• This made me laugh more than perhaps it should’ve
• Trump stats (via a sick burn)
• Related: Akie Abe – amazing 
• Facebook LIVE abuse – astonishing really

ADDITIONAL BONUS BITS – ALL FEATURING YOURS TRULY: 

• The Drum Awards hosted a panel session on how to best go about winning an award. Here’s a write-up and a video too. 
• A video about the One Question conference I spoke at a few months back. A memorable day. 

EVEN MORE BONUS BITS – OK FINE, HERE ARE SOME MORE LINKS TO SOME STUFF:

• Ahhh, David Sedaris
• The Age of Banter (worth it alone for #BagelGate)
• Why do so many black superheroes have electricity powers? 

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And that’s it, I’m out.

Have a stellar weekend, y’all.

 

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1. STOP THE MEETING MADNESS

The above title is taken from a really interesting article in the latest edition of Harvard Business Review (the article is online – four articles are free a month, I believe) but a couple of key things stood out as super relevant to me (and perhaps you too).

Key thing one: many of the perceived ‘solutions’ to meeting overkill don’t actually work. HBR lists off tried and tested methods such as: establishing a clear agenda, holding your meeting standing up, or delegating someone to attend in your place – all as good bandages. But none of them gets to the route cause of there being TOO MANY meetings. Something to keep in mind*.

Key thing two: Deep work is important! Not heard of deep work before? Let HBR explain:

“For one thing, time is zero-sum. Every minute spent in a wasteful meeting eats into time for solo work that’s equally essential for creativity and efficiency. For another, schedules riddled with meetings interrupt “deep work”—a term that the Georgetown computer science professor Cal Newport uses to describe the ability to focus without distraction on a cognitively demanding task. (In a recent study, managers across the board in the United States and China told us that this happens “far too often!”) As a consequence, people tend to come to work early, stay late, or use weekends for quiet time to concentrate.”

Too many meetings = high impact on USEFUL BRAIN TIME – aka ‘Deep work’ time. Be mindful of others!

Key thing three: if all this sounds familiar – worry not! You are not alone. Here’s HBR again:

“A team at a global e-commerce company we studied had just one or two meetings a week, but they still felt like a waste of group time for several reasons. First, hours and locations often changed at the last minute, so many people arrived unprepared or didn’t come at all. Second, the agenda was often vague or redundant with side conversations that had already occurred, so the meetings felt like a rubber-stamping of decisions made elsewhere. Third, when new issues were raised, next steps were usually left unclear, leading to more sidebar conversations outside the room. One software developer told us that he kept showing up for the meetings even though he rarely got anything out of them, because his attendance was expected by his manager and everyone else. As a workaround, he covertly did his own tasks during meeting time. While this may seem like a harmless way to maintain individual productivity in the short term, it causes group productivity and camaraderie to deteriorate over the long term. When people don’t contribute to the discussion or pay attention to what’s being said, the team fails to reap the full benefits of convening, and the meeting wastes everyone’s time.”

So yeah – companies all over the world suffer from meeting overkill. The question is: what are going to do about it – if anything?

HBR has some guidance on that too.

The whole thing is worth a read.

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Related: I remember when a dear friend of mine who, having spent much of his working life creating and making new tech/software/ideas on his own, joined his first agency only a couple of years back.

‘How are you finding it, [redacted]?’
‘Oh, it’s fine, James. Aside from ALL OF THE MEETINGS. MEETINGS MEETINGS MEETINGS. ‘Oh you want something? HAVE A MEETING!’ – it’s infuritating!’ 

He had/has a point.

Kill a meeting today.

I dare you.

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*from a personal perspective, I picked up from a Google blog post some time ago a habit around productivity that I tend/try to stick to. It involves committing Monday to writing your To Do list FOR THE WEEK (not the day), committing to completing smaller actions, and putting any and all meetings in for that afternoon and/or Tuesday. Then Tuesday/Wednesday is kept for focusing on the work. Thursdays: review, check inbox for new tasks. Friday finish off anything outstanding, close off weekly To Do list.

It is absolutely NOWHERE NEAR achievable week in, week out. But as a guideline, it really helps you keep track of your week. Especially if you’re somebody (like me) who lives their working life by where their calendar says they should be and when.

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2. THIS WEEK, IN ‘TECHNOLOGY WE COULD ALL DO WITHOUT’

Where do I start?

Hmm.

How about… here: 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Why does anyone need this in their lives? Don’t get me wrong, I am fully on board with the idea of ambient notifications but as a night light?

Specifically, something that is supposed to help/aid you SLEEP?

No. Thank. You.

If you’re the type of crazy person who likes this sort of thing, then get yourself over to the Kickstarter page quick.

You big weirdo.

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3. CONFESSIONS OF AN AWARD JUDGE

No, not those kinds of confessions. Put the popcorn away, dear.

It’s awards season, in the advertising/communications industry. That means, for those of us who work in it, depending on your role/position/interest, the next few months will consist of at least one of the following:

• Writing award entries
• Judging award entries
• Finding the money to pay for award entries
• Finding the money to pay for the tickets to the awards evening
• Winning awards
• Not winning awards
• Finding a job number to hide the money that you used to pay for the champagne you decided to purchase for the entire team (win or lose) later that night at the after party

(For what it’s worth, I can tick every single one of those off my career bucket list with ease)

While there’s not much I can do to help with much of the above, however, when it comes down to the award entry itself, what I can do is point you in the direction of this FANTASTIC blog post from the always generous Stephen Waddington.

Aimed at those writing award entries (specifically for PR awards) there is a lot of solid gold in the advice given and, if you’re going to be ANYWHERE NEAR an award entry anytime soon, then this is a MUST READ.

As a build on the above, I’ve been asked to join the judging panel for the Social Buzz Awards this year (I said yes) and, having done it once before a few years ago, I can tell you: yes of course the work is important but the entry itself is your ticket to success.

Make. It. Compelling.

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4. WHEN YOUR PLANE CATCHES FIRE

According to the International Air Transport Association, emergency aircraft evacuations averaged just over ONE A WEEK for the year of 2016. That’s a helluva lot more than you might imagine, right?

Kevin J. Delaney was in such an evacuation a week ago (pictured above). Here’s his account of events, courtesy of Quartz.

Compelling.

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5. TESTING THE [SUPPOSED] HARRODS DRESS CODE

This is brilliant.

VICE contributor, Oobah Butler, decided to test the alleged Harrods dress code (I say ‘alleged’ because while it used to be a pretty big deal back in the late 90s it seems (and this test only goes to prove it) that things are a bit more relaxed these days) and while the results are somewhat surprising (barefoot: pass – what?) the journey itself is hilarious.

Go read.

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BONUSES THIS WEEK ARE AS FOLLOWS: 

AND HERE WE GO WITH THE LARGE COLLECTION OF THINGS THAT A) TAKE US OVER THE PRE-REQUISITE OF FIVE AND B) HAVE SAT IN A CHROME TAB FOR THE BEST PART OF A WEEK.

READY… GO!

• Staring down Internet Trolls. Disturbing.
• The Mobile Web in 2017.
• A TOWER OF SKULLS.
• Your Trump conspiracy theory of the week (actually well thought through and concerning).
• The evolution of The Economist’s social media strategy.
• How a Florida teen became Queen of ‘Musical.ly’ – interesting.
• We should discuss white male terrorists.

Golden. 

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And that’s about it for this week.

Until next time…

Whatley out.